Hugo, Hugo, Hugo...

Come on, R&R stands for Rest and Recuperation...not Ransack and Ravage. We have soldiers there on leave...vacation. I can't believe you went on national television to make yourself look stupid. Something I'd have expected from Louis...

Said in reference to the "Balboa" plan, supposedly the name of the operation to take over Venezuela, President Moron said this:

"We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared."

My dear Hugo, good luck in the relection.